This interview with The Great
White Hunter Wesley Kraven was conducted by an MWF newsletter Surfin' For
Scoops editor (also an MWF wrestler) the Big Kahuna on the eve of MWF
Wrestlemania 1997. At the time, the GWH was set to square off in a grudge
match with the Menace after turning on him and stealing his mask following
a 6-man match at MWF King of the Ring
1997.
TPBKahuna: Today
I am joined by a newcomer to the MWF, The Big Game Hunter. Hunter, thank
you for joining me, dude!
TeamMOS: I have to correct you already?!?! Bloody b*tch! I am
Wesley Kraven...the GREAT WHITE HUNTER...get it right, mate.....I do not
yet have a bloody beach bum's head in my collection yet. And please...call
me Wesley.
TPBKahuna: Okay Wesley. Sorry about the mistake, too much sun
I guess dude. So Great White Hunter, give the fans a little background on
yourself. When did you start wrestling? What kind of game did you hunt in
Australia? How did you come to meet Doctor Destruction, the leader of the
Majority of Superiority?
TeamMOS: I've hunted it ALL....mate.....it'd be far easier if
you thought of something I HAVEN'T hunted. The Abombinable Snowman...I got
'em....Komodo dragons...got 'em...crocs...got 'em. You NAME it Matilda....the
Great White Hunter's hunted, stalked, and BAGGED 'em ALL. But I have always
known from watching the bloody telly that the MWF had the GREATEST wild beasts
I have EVER seen! SO....when
TeamMOS: I heard
that Dr. Destruction was looking for dedicated INDIVIDUALS for his MOS, I
leaped at the bloody chance! I considered the NWA....but they hunt in packs....I
hunt by myself with my own 2 hands! I AM THE MIGHTY HUNTER!!!!
TPBKahuna: Yes you are, dude. Mighty indeed. You made your debut
several months ago on the Free-For-All of BattleBowl. You manhandled and
defeated another "man" making his debut that day, Chester Pointdexter Travelenee.
What emotions were you feeling leading up to that debut?
TeamMOS: Well,
Kahuna, Dr. D told me about the MWF president Fred Travalenee....how he ALWAYS
gets the names of bloody wrestlers wrong whenever he announces. So, when
I found out his bloody NEPHEW was entering the MWF....I signed my name right
on the bloody contract. Travalenee better NEVER get MY NAME wrong, mate.
Otherwise...I'll hunt him...stalk 'im...capture 'im....and BEFORE I take
his bloody head...I'll feed him to my pet iguanas so they can nibble his
bum for FIVE DAYS!
TPBKahuna: Our president only reads the names the wrestlers give
him, dude. It's not his fault they don't always know their own names.
Next, at King of the Ring, you teamed with Meankind and the Menace. The Menace
thought, with a win and good showing, that he would be allowed membership
into the Majority of Superiority. Not only did he have that good showing,
but he also scored the pinfall. After that, you and Meankind beat him up,
with you even going so far as to UNMASK THE MENACE. Explain your motivation
for that insidious assault on a man who should have been your pal.
TeamMOS: Why does
a man climb a mountain? BECAUSE IT'S BLOODY THERE, MATE!! The Menace, I believed
had become complacent in the MWF, and needed the attention of the bloody
HUNTER to shake him up a bit. So my sights were set on the Menace RIGHT AWAY!
Plus...there was a VERY good reason why I needed his bloody mask....so that
became the first Major trophy that I went after. And during the 6-man match....HE
HOGGED IT ALL....I was there to give my man MEANKIND a chance to destroy
some MWF stiffs...
TPBKahuna: The Big Kahuna gets to the heart of the story. What
was the reason you needed the Menace' Mask?
TeamMOS: DON"T INTERRUPT ME....but HE did not ONCE tag in Meankind.
He's a bloody hog. So he deserved the beating he received. I took his mask,
and now at WrestleMania...he has the chance to get it back! At
WrestleMania....the WORLD will find out why I took his mask. Next question.
TPBKahuna: No, the Big Kahuna must break this story today. Why
did you take the Menace mask? You owe it to the multitude of Surfin' For
Scoops fans.
TeamMOS: Blast your bloody fans...is this a GWH interview or a
Big bloody Kahuna pig-roast? I think it's MY TIME. AT WRESTLEMANIA....the
WORLD will find out WHY I took the Menace's mask!!!!!
TeamMOS: Not a
second sooner..
TPBKahuna: Dude,
this is the Big Kahuna's time. You should be thanking me for giving you this
forum, not the other way around.
All right, then, dude. You are facing the Menace at Wrestlemania. Why bother?
Haven't you done enough to humiliate the poor old dude?
TPBKahuna:
Dude?
TeamMOS: Oh no, MATE. At KOTR...I took his bloody mask....PROVING
THE GREAT WHITE HUNTER'S SUPERIORITY...all by myself. But at WrestleMania....I'm
kickin' the bloody SH*T out of the MENACE. If he wants his bloody mask
back.....he'll have to dig down DEEP to get it from the Hunter!!! But
WRESTLEMANIA'S the LEAST of my PLANS!!
TPBKahuna: So you will retire after Wrestlemania?
TeamMOS: You wish....Beach Bum....maybe YOU will be next on my
list. But you probably don't have much to worry about....beach punks are
a dime a dozen. Just don't turn your bloody back on me. What I am referring
to....is SURVIVOR SERIES!!! The ULTIMATE TEST OF SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST!!!
That event has the name of the HUNTER written all over it, MATE!! I cannot
wait!!!!
TPBKahuna: Survivor Series. The Big Kahuna himself is captaining
a team, dude. Any word as of today who your opponents (or teammates, for
that matter) will be? Dude?
TeamMOS: I have heard, MATE, that there is a strong possibility
that the Menace will captain a team against me. After WrestleMania, though...I
doubt he will EVER want to get in the ring again with the Hunter. Not that
I blame him, of course. At Survivor Series...I will have MEANKIND with me...HE
is the next MWF World Champion....a vastly underated competitor, mate. And
together....we will DESTROY any team the MWF dares put in front of us....we
could do the whole match by OURSELVES!!!
TPBKahuna: Thanks
again for this bitchin' interview, dude. I'm sure the MWF has been put on
notice that the Big Game Hunter is here to stay. Any parting words for the
fans, or the Menace for that matter?
TeamMOS: Right.....eat sh*t and die....you bloody idiot. Just
like the Menace will. HAHAHAHAHA
TPBKahuna: Gnarly.
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